Hey new rule, if you send me a PM asking me for an absurd amount of money after I reblog your donation post, I’m just going to assume you’re a scammer and block you especially if you don’t take a straight up no for an answer and continue to beg for money. This has happened to me SEVERAL times and even if you are not a scammer, I don’t have the money to give to every single person I reblog a donation post from as I myself only managed to scrape by on my monthly disability check and the kindness of my dad. I understand we’re living in desperate times but I’m struggling too and I don’t have an infinite amount of money to give to strangers on the internet.
Now that we’re halfway through May, I feel like it’s the right time to ask: WHAT Pride parade are all of you whiners going to that everyone has their dick out and is doing pet play on the main road and impressionable children are being harmed and the fabric of society is being rent?
I need NAMES and ADDRESSES and TIMES of these parades so that I can get railed by two guys wearing harnesses in front of a Pinkberry and an unattended middle schooler. I’m an American, aren’t I?
Another May, another rash of dorks insisting they saw backsack and foreskin and hardcore kink being performed at Pride in broad daylight while children looked on in previous years with NO citations whatsoever.
Give me a CITY. Give me COORDINATES. I WANT TO BUY PLANE TICKETS. I STILL HAVE TIME. I HAVE IDEAS.
